DOTLAN EveMaps

We are not putting an age limit on how old you have to be to be allowed to join the corp all we ask is you have a mature attitude to life and eve. But there are somethings we would like to ask of you and they are below in the sexy way most corps list things they want from the average eve player that’s reading these posts.

·5 mil sp with the ability to fly stealth bombers
·TS3 and a mic so we can all bond in the heterosexual way eve players do.
·Self sufficient and no need to sponge isk off corp mates ( want isk ask a corp mate to help run missions with you)
·We have access to lvl 4 missions but why would you want to mission if you have people to piss off?

And as ever now I will list the things we do not want in the corp, I know your thinking to yourself it’s the same as every other list you have read and you might just be right about that.

•Lemmings, hell no we do not want pilots that will lose ships pointlessly
•Ill manners and being a general douch bag, be polite even to the ones that bad mouth you in local.
•We do not really like carebears, carebears are evil and are willing to hurt the roids to make isk that’s just wrong.
•Someone that will not laugh at our poor jokes.

We do have the full intention of having a killboard as soon as we BURN British Telecom to the ground for the shit service they provide and making it hard to host any sort of website.
If you want to have a chat just head over to the BOCOM local chat and have a chat to whom ever is on, we are nice and we do try to drink a lot.

If you want to chat contact Maximus Templar